"Daddy, are you going to jail?"
Bart: Listen lady, I’m s’pose to be in the fourth grade.Teacher: Sounds to me like somebody’s got a case of the s’pose’das.
“Look, we don’t care who you were and you can’t fake the kind of good person that you are.”
"Paddlin’ the school canoe? Oh, you’d better believe that’s a paddlin’."
Principal Skinner: I’m telling you people, the Earth revolves around the Sun!Grampa: BURN HIM!
"Just hook it to my veins!"